John Wallace Spencer: No Earthly Explanation.
New York: Bantam Books, 1975. (First ed.: Phillips Publishing Co., 1974.)
x + 179 pp.
Introduction
A few weeks ago I read Spencer's Limbo of the Lost,
a book about the disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle
(see my
post about it). I thought it was a fairly
good book, as far as pro-Triangle books go; Spencer wrote
quite soberly, always emphasized the facts and didn't waste
much time on discussing silly paranormal theories (unlike e.g.
Berlitz in his Bermuda Triangle).
However, Spencer
also left no doubt of the fact that he believed that the
incidents in the Bermuda Triangle are connected to UFOs.
His main idea was that aliens must be regarding humankind as
a kind of subject of a scientific study, one that they want
to observe but otherwise leave it unaffected. This is why they
make no clear and official contact with governments, but on
the other hand they do occassionally kidnap a few people and
a ship or an airplane for their research purposes.
Of course
all of this is perfectly bizarre, but in Limbo of the Lost
Spencer mentions it just briefly and very matter-of-factly, as
if this was a perfectly reasonable thing to say. Anyway, I
saw that he later wrote another book, No Earthly Explanation,
in which he discusses these UFO theories of his at greater
length. After the good experience with Limbo of the Lost,
I didn't hesitate to give this other book a try as well.
Unfortunately, I was greatly disappointed. I was looking forward
to seeing what sort of yarn he would spin to justify his claims
about UFOs and the alien activity, but in this book I found nothing
of the kind. It's little more than a mixture of dogma, unsubstantiated
claims and irrelevant scientific facts.
One of the strengths of Limbo of the Lost was its
emphasis on facts and details about the incidents in the
Bermuda Triangle; I was hoping that here he would present notable
UFO-related incidents in a similar way, but in fact only the first
chapter (pp. 1–38) focuses on these things. And even here
I found that the bare relation of facts was just barely enough to
keep me interested.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage...
Things take a turn for the worse in the next chapter, where
Spencer turns out to be a staunch creationist. He bluntly
rejects the theory of evolution in just a few sentences (pp. 40–1),
using the sort of half-baked ‘arguments’ that
were undoubtedly already laughed at during Darwin's lifetime,
let alone now. He describes his position as ‘divine evolution’:
“through special creation each species or organism was
originally created independently by God. Through the process of evolution,
at a specific, proper moment in time, every basic life-form was specially
created.” (P. 40.)
“The entire theory [of evolution] is composed mainly of gaps loosely woven
by broken sequences. Most scientists are aware [i.e. Spencer is implying that
most scientists disagree with the theory of evolution!] that new species
of life and nearly all new categories suddenly appear without any lead-up
by known gradual evolution.” (P. 40.)
“Changes to certain life forms do occur but they never produce new structures
such as feathers or horns. Mutations like color, length, and shape have been
noted but extra legs, wings, or other structural changes have
never been observed. To the best of my knowledge, not one scientist
has come forward with fish eggs about to hatch into amphibians; a reptile
growing even one feather; an ape or monkey that gave birth to a
primitive-type man.” (Pp. 40–1.)
Really, this is so silly, so
unsophisticated; I don't really care much for the creationism-vs-evolution
debates, but I don't doubt that these things have progressed
considerably since e.g. Darwin's time. A kind of evolution works
in the sphere of ideas too, after all; under the pressure of
the defenders of evolutionary theory, the creationists have been
obliged to resort to ever more intricate and subtle (though undoubtedly
still just as wrong as ever) arguments. But anyway, what I'm trying
to stress is that in Spencer's book there is none of that sophistication;
his creationism is just creationism 101, and I do not see how
it can hold any interest whatsoever for a present-day reader.
But this is not the main reason why this part of the book disappointed
me; if I wanted to read good evolution-vs-creationism debates,
I would pick up some other book anyway, or maybe I should have
gone and read the talk.origins newsgroup; the big disappointment
for me here was the fact that Spencer was a creationist at all.
In Limbo of the Lost, as well as in many parts of
No Earthly Explanation, he gives the impression of
being a reasonable, science-minded person, but here in this
chapter he writes like a dogmatic with a downright medievally closed mind.
Hilarity ensues
Unlike some creationists, however, Spencer is not of the ‘young Earth’
type. He agrees that the Earth is approx. five billion years old,
and includes a perfectly decent section about “dating techniques”
(in geology, not in romance :); pp. 46–47)
and an overview of the geological history of the Earth
(pp. 48–54, interspersed with passages from the
Genesis, selected and arranged so that they seem to agree
with the findings of geological science) and the evolution of
hominids (pp. 55–60). These last two things contain
a few real gems, such as:
“Some people believe an absurd story about birds evolving from reptiles,
that the earliest type of primitive birds were really flying
dinosaurs which throughout the centuries developed feathers./
The major flaw in that theory is that following the appearance of
the first birds, the next forty-five million years in the bird's
evolutionary process are lost.” (P. 52.)
And: “The highest order of life to develop so far in the animal
kingdom is a different tpye of mamal, ‘primates’ that live
in trees. Prior to this creature all mammals gave birth to
their young through an egg-laying process. Primates are
born alive through a structure called the ‘placenta’
and are cared for by the mother until the offspring are
strong and wise enough to take care of themselves.” (Pp. 53–4.)
In the immortal words of a famous webcomic
artist: dear sweet mother of god, noooooo! *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
He cites two anthropologists who say that they have no idea
where the Cro-Magnon man came from, and merrily concludes
that “with the foregoing factual information provided it is
quite obvious that man, alone and unaided, could not have undergone
such a transformation, that is, to jump the evolutionary span
from late Homo erectus
and Neanderthal man to Homo sapiens
sapiens. Therefore, the only logical explanation is that
beings from some other advanced civilization outside of this world, who had
much earlier evolved into Homo sapiens sapiens, came to this
planet with the sole intent to assist Earth man in compressing
the evolutionary scale by millions of years, probably through
interbreeding.” (P. 59.)
Oh, yeah. The super-advanced aliens popped into their
saucers and travelled billions of miles just to help us
lonely benighted earthlings get it on in some
hot interplanetary man-on-alien action. Yup. Quite obvious.
It doesn't get much more logical as that.
“Honey, this
is not what it looks like — this lady in my bed is an
alien who's come all the way from Planet X495Z27,
and we were just compressing the evolutionary scale —
why are you getting so worked up over a little thing like that?”
(P.S. Diagonal
copulation comes to mind... :])
Yet another ancient astronaut theory
In chapter 3 he suggests that the aliens also influenced
the next big step in the progress of humankind, namely the
rise of the first civilizations (p. 62). He describes
the early history of Sumerian, Egyptian, Indian and Chinese
civilizations, and falls into the familiar trap of claiming
that the Egyptian civilization mysteriously sprung into life
fully-formed and advanced (p. 64). How little has changed
since the days of Donnelly!
Except that he blamed it on Atlantis, and Spencer blames it on the aliens.
Another fine example of the rigorous style of argumentation that
is such a strong point of this book: “How could the ancient
Chinese discover and develop a medical procedure as complex as
Acupuncture without the benefit of a higher education and
the research facilities of a medical university. The answer is — they
could not; but we know they did... but how?” (P. 70.)
And, on the Indus valley civilization: “They communicated by
writing as indicated by a small amount of written material that
was found. The strange part is that twentieth century scholars
are still unable to decipher their writings.” (P. 70.)
Holy fucking shit! How much more obtuse can he pretend to be?
He admitted in the previous sentence that the amount of material
is small; besides, we know next to nothing about the language,
and the closest probably related language that we do know is
a distant cousin 2500 years later than the Indus valley culture.
It would be strange if the Indus valley writing had been deciphered;
that it hasn't been is normal. See the interesting book
Lost
Languages for more about the decipherment of ancient
writing systems.
And the grand finale on p. 71:
“Twentieth-century scholars continually uncover evidence
that certain people of pre-historic times were taught a high
degree of scientific information. This is the only way it could
have happened because the people of the day were not capable of the
kind of accurate examining and separating of ideas that educated men
and women of today possess./ The instructors may have been an inter-stellar
team of scientists whose assignment was to provide the necessary
information so that civilization on Earth would get underway.
The evidence that such information suddenly existed is very impressive
and the aliens had to have exercised prehistoric man's
intellectual powers beyond his natural abilities.”
It is hard to resist picturing an alien babe from planet X495Z27,
curling up with Spencer's book to get a sense of how far humankind
has progressed intellectually since the days when they helped us
skip a few steps on the evolutionary ladder. On seeing the quality
of his arguments, she would probably slap her forehead and think
“I slept with Zog the caveman 10000 years ago for *this*?”
Chapter 3 ends with a table of the world's most populous countries,
some projections of future population (assuming 2% growth per year:
6,4 billion in 2000, 12 billion in 2073 — IIRC it was
a very popular topic
in the 1970s), and some Spengleresque
remarks about the rise and fall of civilizations.
To bolster his claims that aliens have been involved with humankind
since ancient times, Spencer describes some of the usual ancient
sites for which it is often claimed that they cannot have been
built by ‘primitive’ people: Stonehenge,
the Easter Island, Tiahuanaco (p. 78: “High on a plateau, 30,000 feet
above sea level in the Andes mountains of Bolivia” — ROFLMAO!!!!),
Silbury Hill.
And on p. 75:
“The evidence is very strong that Earth has been visited over
many centuries by at least one, technically superior civilization.
Engraved marks on bones, designs found in caves, paintings and
prehistoric space junk tell us part of the story.”
I cannot help being impressed by this casual reference
to prehistoric space junk, as if it were the most ordinary thing
in the world :)
He claims that in a few instances, bones of anatomically modern people
have been found in layers more than two million years old.
“A logical theory expressed by many scientists is that the remains
could be those of extraterrestrial scientific observers, some in family
groups, who were stationed on Earth millions of years ago.”
(P. 83.) You really can't make this shit up. However, I personally
prefer the theory that they were really all just
a bunch of hobbits
who reached southeast Africa on the run from the witch-king of Angmar...
The Bermuda Triangle
Chapter 5 connects his UFO theories to the
Bermuda Triangle, saying that the alien scientists are
“sampling” people and their equipment (ships, airplanes)
on an occassional basis. Well, at least he took the trouble
to explicitly reject the other commonly suggested
Bermuda Triangle ‘explanations’
(Cayce-style radiation from the sunken Atlantis;
magnetic aberrations; space-time warps; giant
waves; giant squid; etc.).
On pp. 98–9 there's an interesting description
of a possible UFO sighting by Thor
Heyerdahl's Ra II expedition (a bright light on the
horizon, acting unusually). I read Heyerdahl's book
The Ra Expeditions quite some time ago, and I don't
remember whether this sighting is mentioned there or not.
Space Exploration
Much of the second half of the book (chapters 6 through 8) contains information
about the universe (especially the Solar system) and about
space exploration. In stark contrast to the creationist and UFO bullshit
I've mentioned above, these things are quite sober and reality-based.
(There are still a few weird passages here; he's quite sure that faster-than-light
travel will eventually become possible, p. 114;
and he promises to prove that “life on Earth is part of a tremendous universal
plan and not just simply the result of a rare
disease
that attacked only Earth”, p. 127; as far as I can tell, he doesn't prove
anything of the sort. On p. 144 he talks of a quasar “some 10-trillion
light years away”, but surely if the universe is 13 billion years old,
nothing can be more than 26 billion light-years away from us...)
I'm not exactly a space-exploration buff, but these chapters were
nevertheless not uninteresting to read. Spencer talks about
the various space missions that have been done until then (the
Pioneer 10,
for example, had just recently passed by Jupiter), and even
discusses some of the plans for the near future; for example, the
Space Shuttle was just on the drawing boards at the time when
he was writing his book (p. 164). It's always interesting to see how
people in the past saw the future, especially those parts of the future
that have already happened by now. “Man is expected to land on
the surface of Mars by 1980. However, a trip of this kind is based on
the development of a reusable Space Shuttle [. . .] Between
1980 and 1990 NASA is planning over seven hundred test flights with
the Orbiter.” (P. 165. Alas! as we know, the
Shuttle program didn't go quite so well as it was originally planned...)
Anyway, much of this part of the book is a perfectly decent example
of popular-science writing about space exploration, and
Spencer doesn't even plug his UFO-related theories all the time.
His sections about the Solar system are also in the same vein;
the only exception perhaps is that he devotes an unusual amount of
attention to discussions about whether this or that planet or satellite
could support life or not. In some instances he seems unreasonably
optimistic about the possibilities of life, but I'm not sure if
this is because of his pro-UFO bias or because of the fact that
much less was known about those planets in 1974 (when he was
writing that book) than known now. See esp. p. 131 on Mars.
Still, although these chapters about the Solar system and
space exploration are interesting, it isn't particularly clear
whether they say anything in support of his idea that
technologically advanced aliens are visiting Earth and kidnapping
people and their machinery. These latter things he simply
asserts (as we saw earlier) and pretends as if there was no need to prove
them or even provide some additional arguments in their favour.
This was really a disappointment; it's as if he was satisfied
with just preaching to the already-converted, and as if he was
hoping that, as long as he simply brazens it out, people won't
be bothered by the lack of arguments supporting his views.
There's a crazy paragraph on p. 150:
“Most all creatures on Earth, with the exception of
certain insects, aquatic, amphibian, and microscopic life, are basically
the same with respect to anatomy.” [Excellent, he just
discarded like 90% of all species in one fell swoop, pretending
that it's nothing :))]
“To prove my point, allow me to select a
cross section from the animal world. On one end of the spectrum take
the elephant and giraffe and on the other, man and a Mexican
Hairless dog.” [Great, now he implicitly discarded birds
and reptiles, and even within the mammalian order he didn't
exactly kill himself trying to get a maximally diverse sample...]
“With the obvious exceptions all four creatures
are basically the same; one head, two eyes, [etc., etc.]”
[Hardly surprising after he limited himself to mammals.]
“Despite the fact that the various species of earth life evolved
independent of each other, the similarity apparently holds true and yet
there is no logical scientific earthly explanation.”
[Ah, no *earthly* explanation. Uncle Darwin must have been an alien!
And Spencer gets bonus points for blithely ignoring the fact that the
species he listed very much did *not* evolve independent of each other...]
“There is no
evidence or logical reason to believe that the inhabitants of any
other planet would not resemble earth life. The only difference
would be their position in the scientific and technological evolutionary
scale.”
Now, don't get me wrong — I think that
exobiology
is a perfectly worthwhile pursuit, although it belongs perhaps more
to speculation than to science; but anyway, to go about it in such
a ham-fisted way is simply ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised, though,
if alien life forms did indeed resemble those on the Earth in some
ways. The eye, for example, is something that has evolved on Earth
several times independently, so it's clearly a very useful thing
that could very well evolve elsewhere as well. I'm guessing that
a nerve system would be another good candidate.
Conclusion
The book doesn't have any very clear conclusion.
The UFO sightings continue,
space exploration will also continue,
and Spencer clearly hopes that,
after all his hand-waving throughout the book,
he has managed to get the reader to somehow believe
that these two things have got something to do with
one another and that the book has managed to prove
some sort of point. (But it hasn't.)
What to say at the end? I'm fairly new to the UFO genre,
so I can't really judge how this book compares to others
in the same genre, but I very much hope that the others
are better rather than worse :)
Regardless of whether you are a UFO believer or, like me,
just read these things for entertainment (and as an alternative
kind of science fiction), I can't really recommend you to
read this book, except if you don't mind the risk of being
disappointed, just like I was.
ToRead:
- We see that Spencer's theory in this book is a close relative
of the ancient astronaut theory. I intend to eventually read a few
books by the grand master of the AAT, von Däniken — I hope
that they aren't quite as bad as this one. I know, I know — you
can't prove a mistaken theory; but at least you could try to put up
a decent fight...
- Spencer mentions Ralph and Judy Blum's book Beyond Earth
— Man's Contact with UFOs, which also sounds potentially
interesting (p. 107). Apparently it was published by the same company that
also published Spencer's books, and of which he was the owner.
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