The miseducation of Felix Lamine
Here is something for you whiners that keep complaining about the low quality of tertiary education here in Slovenia. This should shut you up:
My name is Felix Lamine, I 'm sorry you may not know me well as the case may be but I will introduce myself to you as soon as I receive your reply.
I am writing you, to request you to be my Trustee and manage my inherited fund while I continue and complete my education in your country.
If it's good enough for Nigerian scammers with fictitious piles of inherited money, it's good enough for me :))
Please let me know your opinion regarding this offer so that I can detail you accordingly to enhance you have access to the fund.
I am waiting to hear from you.
My opinion? Dear Felix, this is priceless! I think you've got a brilliant career in comedy ahead of yourself. This has got to be the most preposterous piece of spam I've ever received :)))
But just so that you won't say that I haven't given you any good advice, I recommend you to enroll in one of these fine undergraduate programmes :))