Serves you right, you rednecks
From the description of an eBay auction currently in progress:
NOTE: I DO NOT SELL OR SHIP TO OHIO RESIDENTS.
However, I guess the reasons behind this are rather more prosaic than the first impression made by this bold all-caps statement may lead one to believe. The seller is probably not some blue-blooded New Englander thumbing his nose at the residents of Ohio — the auction description says that the seller himself is based in Ohio, so I guess the reason for not selling within Ohio has got something to do with taxes or regulations or something of that sort.