You might be a pervert if...

If you receive yet another of those ‘stock market tip’ spam messages:

Results from MXXR's latest drilling will be announced very soon. Excitement is building, and the inside word is that the results will exceed expectations!

...and your first thought upon seeing the word ‘drilling’ has got nothing whatsoever to do with the mining or oil industry :-)

But wait, there's more. It just gets better and better:

In order to benefit from this lucrative opportunity you need to get in now, before the big news release. There's still time, but not much. The news could be out as early as Tuesday, November 13th.

THIS is the one you've been waiting for! Do yourself a favor and make that big score!

Ah, spam and pr0n. Two great tastes that taste great together.